June 23, 2010

An Open Letter to France

Dear France,

I love you in so many ways, do you know that? So many ways...

1.) Cheese
2.) Bread
3.) Cheese + Bread
4.) Pastries
5.) The Louvre
6.) Coco Chanel
7.) More cheese
8.) Adorable French words like "patisserie" and "incroyable!"

But honestly, France, what is UP with your football/soccer team? I mean, really. Really! Such a tragedy. Such a shame. Incroyable!

Hmm...probably not the right usage for "incroyable" but oh well. It's fun to say.

I'll admit though--I'm kind of bummed that you guys didn't advance into the next round of the World Cup. I'm gonna miss reading about your douchebaggery antics on ESPN.com.

Still, I love you, France. I love you lots. But please slap some sense into your footballers. (And please send me some more cheese!)

Your beloved Francophile,

Caroline
GOOD FRANCE!
BAD FRANCE!

4 comments:

  1. LOL :D This post made me smile :)

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  2. not being stinky, but i am wondering if you mean incroyable???

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  3. Couldn't agree more with the bread & cheese. Yum!

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  4. Haha, TJ. Probably! My French-fu is weak. I took Spanish in high school. :o)

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