After yesterday's sad-filled post, I thought I'd lighten things up around this ol' blog. Why don't we talk about something fun?
THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD!
Okay, so let's backtrack a little.... You guys have seen the movie Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, right? If you haven't here's the basic premise:
Harrison Ford + Nazis + Blimp + Mission to find the Holy Grail
So, near the end of the movie, Harrison Ford finally meets an eight-hundred-year-old knight who has been tasked to protect the Holy Grail. The knight shows Harrison & Co. a cavern full of golden goblets and bowls, telling them that they must choose the right one. The true grail shall grant eternal life while the false grails shall bring...DEATH!
Anyway, this rich guy steps forward and chooses a jewel-encrusted cup, which he promptly drinks from to gain immortality. And this happens to him:
Then the old, old, old knight pipes in:
Yep! Awesome! Indiana Jones = One of my favorite movies.
(Also, I think the real line is "He has chosen...poorly." But I'm taking liberties for the sake of this post.)
So...back to the topic at hand...
Sometimes, when I'm out and about, I seriously hear this old knight's voice in my head, chiding me. Really.
Like, when I switch lanes to drive a little faster but then I proceed to crawl at a snail's pace.
YOU HAVE CHOSEN...POORLY!
Or when I buy a new brand of hummus but it's not as good as my old brand.
YOU HAVE CHOSEN...POORLY!
Or when I decide to eat cake for dinner and a Cinnabon for dessert (and ice cream for second dessert).
YOU HAVE CHOSEN...POORLY! AND UNHEALTHILY!
Haha.
Yeah.
I promise you I'm not crazy.
I'm just...obsessed with Indiana Jones?
And, hey, at least the voice in my head isn't saying Fuggetaboutit or STELLA! or May the odds be ever in your favor.
Although would it be such a bad thing to hear Hunger Games lines in your head?
:)
