Guess the Price

Why are these boots so expensive? Sure, they're Manolo Blahnik's, but $1000 for a pair of shoes?

OK, so they're made out of suede. And they're ultra-sexy. But $1000?

Were they stitched together by Queen Elizabeth II? Or created from the extraordinary hide of a holy heffer? Were they blessed by the Pope?

Why are these shoes so expensive? Tell me!