I woke up bright and early this morning (which is a feat in it of its own) to savor every minute of my illustrious 26th birthday. Alas! What was the first thing that crossed my mind when I awoke from my slumber?
Weird...I'm twenty-six now...
Ugh...I think I have a UTI...
Nooooooooo!
Hopefully, this will be the only bad thing that happens today.
A Birthday Present from My Vagina
