On our way home from Durham today, we passed by two billboards that I found highly ironic.

On the left side of the freeway was a sign proudly proclaiming: "Ask Jesus to be your Savior today!" And on the right side of the road was a sign advertising: "Topless! Topless! Topless! Next Exit."

I couldn't help but wonder---which billboard would win in a boxing match?

On one side of the ring we have..........JESUS!
On the other side of the ring we have..........BOOBIES!

It'd be the match of the century if you ask me.

(Indeed, I am a blasphemous and crude woman who will surely be struck by lightning. Forgive me please, high lord Xenu.)