Me and My Brain

Dear Brain,

What's going on up there? Are you on vacation?

I'm a little concerned because I keep losing things. First, my pair of black pants from Express are nowhere to be found. I love these pants (they're so comfy!), but I can't find them anywhere. Second, I lost a key to a cabinet at my desk. This wouldn't be such a big deal, but my boss's video camcorder is locked up in this cabinet. Where did I put the key? It wasn't in the trusty drawer where I had left it. And third, I even lost my MP3 player. I rarely take my MP3 player out of my purse. Where did it go?

So Brain, please help me out here. Stop losing so many things. Geez.