A Birthday Present from My Vagina

I woke up bright and early this morning (which is a feat in it of its own) to savor every minute of my illustrious 26th birthday. Alas! What was the first thing that crossed my mind when I awoke from my slumber?

Weird...I'm twenty-six now...

Ugh...I think I have a UTI...

Nooooooooo!

Hopefully, this will be the only bad thing that happens today.