After The Call: Interview with YA Authors Lindsay Currie and Trisha Leaver

"After the Call" is a regular feature on my blog! It chronicles what happens after an agent offers you representation: how to choose the right agent, how to communicate with your new agent, what the revision process is like, etc. For previous posts in this series, please see the "After The Call" sidebar to the right.

It has been awhile since I've tackled an "After The Call" post and so I'm excited to bring you guys an interview with the lovely Lindsay Currie and Trisha Leaver! A few months back, Lindsay and Trisha (who are writing partners) received an amazing six offers of representation for their YA speculative novel, SILO. They are now repped by Ginger Clark of Curtis Brown, and I'm hoping for a quick sale 'cause I'd love to read this book! 

1.) Hey guys! *Waves* Can you tell us a little about the book that landed you with your awesome agent Ginger Clark? What's the genre? What's it about?

Sure! Our book is a YA Speculative Fiction piece titled SILO. It’s written from a male POV and follows three boys living in a defunct missile silo after a massive solar storm wipes out communication systems around the globe. Grounded in reality and set in a contemporary environment, SILO walks that fine line between complete fiction and oh crap, that could really happen. To me. Tommorrow!

2.) Creepy! These sort of books scare me the most because, like you said, they can really happen. Eep! So what was your querying process like for this novel? How long were you and Trisha querying before your first offer?

We did a ton of research. Literary Rambles is awesome as well as sites like QueryTracker. And never underestimate the value of Twitter! Following agents you are interested in to watch for their personal tastes, wish-lists, and turnoffs is a great way to get to know who might be a good fit for your manuscript. We plotted our queries pretty carefully and queried about 30 agents total. I’d say from the time the first query was sent to the time of our offer, roughly 4 weeks elapsed.

3.) Now that you guys are all done with the query-go-round, do you have any advice concerning process?

Ah, good question. We created our query letter together, which naturally gave us an advantage in that two sets of eyes are better than one. It also helped that we both believe in minimalist queries. That is, provide enough information for the agent to know what you are pitching them, but not so much that you’re outlining your book. Queries and synopsis are two very different things and a query is really your shot at getting their attention. Short, concise and engaging. . . that’s what we were going for!

Be sure to do your homework. Agents receive hundreds of queries a week so it is important to do your homework, make sure the MS/ genre you are querying them with is one they actually have interest in representing. Also, don’t be afraid to query your top-five dream agents; you just may be surprised. We were!

4.) Oh, I especially liked your last piece of advice! It's best to go big, right? 

So you guys get your first offer...what did you do? Scream in elation? Jump for joy? Faint? :)

Would it make us sound completely crazy if we told you that between the two of us, we probably did all of the above? Seriously, we were thrilled. The first agent who offered on SILO actually emailed us the moment she finished it – in the middle of the night! Her email offered representation and I can’t tell you how thrilled we were to hear an agent tell us they couldn’t put our book down. After all, we were in love with it, but it’s another hurdle entirely to find an agent who is as well.

5.) You eventually received a whopping five offers of rep! How did the agents offer rep? Via email? Or a cold call? How did you and Trisha handle the phone calls as writing partners?

Actually at the end of the day, it was six offers of rep. We gave the asked the initial offering agent for ten days to let the other agents respond. We then quickly emailed those agents who had full/ partials of our manuscripts as well as those we had queried informing them that we had a formal offer of rep.

Because there are two of us, it wasn’t very realistic for any agent to cold-call us (thank goodness). We had plenty of time to line up our questions for the various agents and simply used conference calls so we could both be on at the same time. Everything we’ve done since day one has been as a team, and we needed speaking with the agents to be the same.

6.) What sort of questions did you and Trisha ask them? What questions did you guys find to be the most helpful in making a final decision?

So we know you are supposed to pre-plan your questions, and have a general idea of what answers you are looking for. We did, but I can tell you, once you are actually on that call, the best-laid plans go to hell! That’s where it helped to have a partner. When one of us lost our train of thought, the other was right there to jump in!

For the most part, we asked the agents what their vision for SILO was, what types of revisions they would like us to do if we signed with them and what kind of submission plan they had in mind for the novel. We made it a point to ask about their previous sales history and what their preferred style of communications was. We also spoke about our solo projects, and whether or not these would be a good fit for the agent.

7.) Haha, I know the feeling of getting utterly tongue-tied during those calls! It's like your brain stops working. Eventually, how did you and Trisha end up choosing only one agent? Sales record? Client referrals? Phone conversation?

I think that when it came down to it, Ginger’s confidence and complete understanding of SILO was what drew us to her (not to mention her kick-butt sales record and reputation. . . those sure don’t hurt!). She was very honest about her vision for the book, about what tweaks she wanted to see us make and we both loved her straightforward communication style. Overall, she blew us away. We’ve been fortunate to not only have very similar writing styles, but to have similar taste as well so making the decision was shockingly easy.

8.) Looking back now, what sort of advice do you have for writers who find themselves with multiple offers? What should they do? What shouldn't they do?

First: don’t panic! It’s easy to get really stressed out if/when you get multiple offers. We all fantasize about what it would be like to see several agents interested in your book, but when it really happens, it can be much more nerve-wracking than you ever imagined. When you’re making a decision that large, it is to TAKE YOUR TIME! There’s nothing wrong with asking for a week or two to evaluate your options. If you get an offer, notify the agents holding a partial or full of your book immediately. Give them a timeframe in which you’ve promised to answer offering agent A and ask them politely if they could give you a response on your book by then.

Also, if there are agents that you would love to have representing you who are holding only your query, there’s no reason not to let them know as well. In fact, Ginger had not yet reached our query in her massive slush pile when we notified her of the offer. She responded to our update immediately and told us she’d get back to us by our deadline. When she emailed us to ask for a phone call, it was simultaneously exciting and terrifying! Fortunately, the conversation went well and she offered us representation. . . a dream come true for the both of us.

Thank you so much for this interview, Lindsay and Trisha! It's so cool to hear how you chose your agent and to see how things roll when you're working with a writing partner. Congrats!

I Believe I Have the Most Fabulous Husband in the World

In the past six months, my little netbook has transformed into a snarling, hissing device. 

It freezes a lot. 
Its power cord poops out. 
It erases my revisions like it's eating candy. 

What has my netbook become?! 

I've made do so far because 1.) I'm cheap and 2.) I figured I'd reward myself with a new laptop if I got a book deal. And so, I've made sure to save my documents and back up my files and take things in stride when my computer locks up multiple times a day. 

But last night, ARGH! Around one in the morning, I had finally finished revising a frustration-inducing chapter that had gobbled up most of my evening. I was feeling pretty good but then...but then...the netbook crashed! It ate my precious revisions! Noooooo! 

Since Justin was online at the time, I peppered him with a slew of frustrated/angry/cry-faced messages, along the lines of: "My stupid netbook! *Grumble* *Grumble* I haaaaates it!" Being the supportive husband that he is, Justin shook his head and told me he was sorry. Fifteen minutes later, he asked me if I like surprises because he had bought me... 


*Cue freaking out*


*Cue clappy hands*


*Cue Ron and Draco dancing*


Thanks so much, honey! I totally don't deserve this (like at all) but I'm so excited! And I feel so lucky to have the most thoughtful husband in the world!

Scary Earthquakes and Other Random Things

Holy Toledo, there was an earthquake in DC yesterday! 

My friend Lynn and I were at the mall when it happened. We were standing outside of Panera, chattering away about books and writing, and then the walls started trembling. The ceiling too. Everybody froze. 

It was over in about ten seconds, but Lynn and I just stood there, mouths gaping open. Was that an earthquake? Then, all hell broke loose. A huge swarm of people---about a hundred or so---sprinted down the wide hallway and out the front doors. It was like a scene out of a disaster movie. The words "Don't panic!" had been tossed aside from everyone's vocabulary. 

Well, whaddaya expect? We're a bunch of East Coasters who have no freaking clue about what to do in an earthquake! I mean, we handle tornadoes and hurricanes every year but we turn into panicky lemurs at the rumble of a quake. We haven't been prepared for these situations! Do we stand underneath a doorway? Hide in the bathtub? Curl up into a ball and cry for mommy? 

I think that latter option sounds best, don't you? :)

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In other news, I have Revision Brain, which is a condition where my brain volleys between extreme excitement over my edits and extreme despair over my abilities as a writer. I'm an emotional yo-yo!

Whenever I hit a down peak, I busy myself with learning how to use a Photoshop-like program called Pixlr. (It's free!) Yesterday, I thought it'd be fun to take some of my favorite writing quotes and make them into art pieces that I could use in my future office. Which probably won't be for a long while. *Sigh* But it's fun to dream!









Right now, I'm totally feeling Nathaniel Hawthorne's quote. "Easy reading is damn hard writing." How true! Hopefully, after I finish these revisions, my book will be easy to read. I can only hope!

Summer Lovin' Books

I can't believe the summer has almost come to an end! *Insert crying* Yesterday, the weather was positively autumn-ish. Not that there's anything wrong with autumn-ish weather---it's divine, really!---but man, I'm going to miss summer. The hot days, the lounging about, the watermelon-eating, and the roller coaster-riding. Don't leave us just yet, summer!

As I reminisce about the last few months (lemonade! dresses! So You Think You Can Dance!), I have to say I was lucky enough to read some really great books. A few of my faves:

Legend by Marie Lu

I started Legend with a bit of apprehension. See, I looooove dystopian fiction but I've been disappointed by a few of the Big Dystopian Novels that have come out in the last couple years. My brain has witnessed too many shadowy government figures and bad boy love interests who are secretly as cuddly as kittens once you get to know them. (We need more Peeta's, I tell you! Nice boys!)

But Legend was refreshing. The characterization was spot-on---especially the whip-smart heroine, June---and the plot was fast-paced yet satisfying. I also enjoyed the worldbuilding, which was subtle but made sense. Sometimes, dystopian worldbuilding makes me scratch my head ("Why don't these people escape to Russia?! They don't have to be bred to become organ donors!" Extra points if you know what book I'm talking about!) but Legend didn't suffer from this problem.


Thirteen Reasons Why by Jay Asher

Okay, I think I might be the last person on Earth to read this novel but better late than never, right?

Man, I seriously inhaled this book! Jay Asher mentioned in an interview that he intended Thirteen Reasons Why to be a thriller---and boy is that true. I couldn't stop turning the pages, even though I knew what the outcome would be.

Interestingly enough, my little sister read this book when I finished and she gave it a "meh" rating of a B-. Her complaint? She thought Clay, the narrator, was too perfect. She wanted him to have a flaw of some sort, which I found interesting. If you've read this novel, do you think the book would have been stronger if Clay was more flawed?



Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother by Amy Chua

Oh dear, this book has stirred a lot of controversy. Basically, it's a memoir written by a Yale Law professor who raised her children the Chinese way. In other words, her two daughters were groomed to become music prodigies/math geniuses who weren't allowed to have play-dates and sleepovers.

You know what though? I loved it! I know, that's sort of weird, right? Amy Chua has a self-deprecating sense of humor---she's not afraid to make fun of her craziness---and, at the end of the day, this book is about how she learned to chill out as a Tiger Mother and let her daughters explore their own interests.

And I could relate so much to this book since I'm a child of Chinese parents: the forced piano lessons, the forced evening math classes, the forced Chinese school attendance. Ah, memories! Both my sister and I were giggling at some of the anecdotes shared, although to be fair we were allowed to have sleepovers and to participate in activities beyond playing instruments and learning math.

So what have been your favorite summer reads?

Sunday Potpourri

One
Last night, Justin sent me a link to this HI-LA-RIOUS ad on Craigslist. Basically, it's a guy moving to San Francisco who's looking for a roommate. I sort of want to adopt him. (Fair warning: the ad itself has a lot of swearing. It's funny swearing though!)

Here's a part of the ad that made me laugh out loud:
I own almost nothing! I'm driving my car from Alabama to California in which I'll be transporting two duffelbags of clothes, one laptop computer, one guitar, one cell-phone with charger, 8 pairs of shoes, one picture frame, probably some condoms and a sh*tload of beef jerky and Pringles for the trip. Though, you can expect the jerky to be gone upon my arrival. Unless you'd like me to pick up some on my way into the city. See?! I'm the most considerate person you've ever met. I'm offering to buy you sh*t already!
Two
As I flipped through the channels today, I found the scariest/grossest/most disgusting show ever on my TV guide. It was called...

"Bedbug Apocalypse"

*Shudders*

Three
You know, sometimes life beats you down. Sometimes a lot of bad things happen and you sort of question your faith in humanity. But then, something occurs that makes you believe in your fellow man again--something that makes you go, "People ain't so bad!"

This is one of those stories.

A few weeks ago, I was flying back to DC after a week-long trip to Seattle. My flight arrived around 1AM and, by the time I got my bags, it was already 2. Now, I know that airport parking lots are pretty safe but I was still paranoid. There I was, carrying two bulky bags and heading to the Long Term Parking Lot in the wee hours of the morning.

By myself.
Without pepper spray.
 Lacking any knowledge of karate.

Suffice to say, I was worried because 1.) I'm a worrier and 2.) I couldn't stop thinking about burglars jumping out of the shadows and stealing my laptop or my suitcase of antique shotguns. (Justin's family heirlooms.)

On the way to the parking lot---while I thought about besting the aforementioned burglars---I struck up a conversation with my shuttle driver. I was the only passenger on the van and I guess he felt a bad for me. He asked me about my trip and then we talked about traveling--he regaled me with stories of Egypt--and then he told me how he was looking forward to his long weekend, which would start right after he dropped me off.

When we reached Long-Term Parking Lot B, the driver took me straight to my car even though he didn't have to. Then, he proceeded to wait for me while I loaded my car and started my engine. He could have left sooner to start his long-awaited weekend, but he didn't. He made sure I was safe before he drove on.

Now that was kindness. Thank you, Shuttle Driver Man!

Four
My newest favorite website (ie, TOTAL TIMESUCK) is Zooborns. Pictures of cute baby animals! Seriously, so addicting.

A baby sloth eating green beans! Aw!
A baby puffin sitting in a bucket! Aw!

A baby cheetah sitting in a bucket! Aw!
Honestly, what is it about baby animals getting weighed in buckets? It's just too adorable!

Happy Sunday!

After The Call: Even Award-Winning Authors Get the Blues

Have you guys heard about the controversy surrounding Rick Yancey and his Monstrumologist series?

If you haven't, here's a quick recap:
Rick Yancey is an author who has published nine books---four for adults and five for teens. A few years  ago, Rick signed a three-book deal with Simon & Schuster to publish his YA horror series, The Monstrumologist. The first novel earned a Printz Honor and the second was a finalist for the L.A. Times Book Prize. The third novel will be published later this year, and Yancey had hoped to extend the series by another three books.  
But, recently, Simon & Schuster decided not to purchase Yancey's next three novels, citing low sales figures. Disappointed, Yancey posted the news on his Facebook Fan Page, which caused a mini firestorm in the YA blogging community. A campaign has been started to petition Simon & Schuster to buy the rest of the series, although it appears unlikely that this will happen. 
Phew!

I've read The Monstrumologist--on my belated honeymoon in St. Lucia of all places--and I loved it. The voice. The characters. The goosebump-inducing horror. It was a fantastic novel and I'm pretty bummed that this series won't be extended.

Other fans are disappointed too. Numerous librarians and bloggers have asked their readers to please buy a copy of these books to boost sales. Or to send letters to S&S. On the writing forums I frequent, a few authors have shared their alarm over this decision, worried that their own series may be cancelled if their sales don't improve.

Ah, publishing! It sure seems scary sometimes. But, through this whole ordeal, I think I've gained a few insights that help me as I tread on this (hopeful) path to publication.

1. Sometimes books or series get cancelled (or, in this case, not extended). It's a part of the business. 

In an interview with Bookshelves Of Doom, Yancey mentioned that he has been writing professionally for eight years and has had another series cancelled as well. This made me blink. Wow. Another series? This was incredibly sobering--and it made me think about the other series I've fallen in love with that have been cancelled or not extended. From the top of my head, I can think of three.

At the end of the day, publishing houses are businesses that need to turn out a profit. And to make this profit, sometimes hard choices have to be made. Like canceling a series. Or not extending a contract. I'm sure this was a very tough decision for all parties involved.

2. If you find yourself in this position, don't let this discourage you. Cry a little. Or a lot. But then dust yourself off and focus on a new project.

In thinking about this whole situation, I'm trying to frame it in television terms. Every fall, the four major channels roll out their new shiny shows for the season. Some of these shows become big superstars (think Glee or Modern Family) while others are cancelled even if they find a small devoted audience (think Jericho and Arrested Development). It's not often fair--have you seen Arrested Development?!--but it's a stark reality of the business.

The important thing, however, is to brush yourself off and to keep going, despite the heartache and the agony. I thought Rick said it best in his interview with Bookshelves Of Doom:
I've been writing professionally for eight years now and have had two series cancelled, and I moved on. You have to. You gotta be able to shrug it off. Oh, well, it didn't fly, something wasn't right, fix that and make the next one better, etc., etc. That's what a pro is supposed to do. Because if you don't, you're dead. The bloated corpse of your dead story will drag you into the grave with it.
I think he hit it dead-on with that last sentence. The bloated corpse of your dead story will drag you into the grave with it. We can't let this happen to ourselves.

3. The series doesn't have to die. 

With self-publishing on the rise, this means a series can still have a shelf life even if it has been canceled. Perhaps this isn't the most glamorous of options but it is a viable way to finish a series and to satisfy a built-in audience. And, perhaps, the series can gain new life if it catches on in the e-publishing world.

Plus, higher royalties, right?

Fortunately, Yancey is intent on finishing out the series, even if it may take some time. "I will do everything within my power to publish the conclusion to The Monstrumologist," he said in the previously mentioned interview. "The last three folios will be released. At this point, I don't know when (I gotta make a living!) or know if that will be through another publisher, self-published, or posted somewhere on the internet."

Huzzah!

So yeah. This is a sobering story, isn't it? But I hope that it doesn't get people down or discouraged. If anything, I'm grateful to learn about this sort of thing now so I can feel a bit more ready---a bit more prepared---as I try to navigate the world of publishing.

And lastly, you should definitely read The Monstrumologist. Just sayin'. :)



Friday Five

One
In just three weeks, my best friend is getting married! We met in our seventh grade science class and bonded over soap operas--both of our grandmothers watched them daily and we couldn't help but get sucked in. And now *sniff* Amanda is getting hitched! I'm getting all verklempt.

The bridesmaids will be wearing this strapless number from J. Crew, although in a lighter lavender shade. Pretty, no? (Although I have such unshapely arms! Argh, I must get myself to the gym, stat!)



Two
Amanda, the bride, has asked us bridesmaids to choose our own nude shoes, which I will do gladly since I think nude shoes are all sorts of pretty. But...what do I pick?!

I think these heels from Aldo are gorgeous--and are on sale for $27!--but I have mega reservations. First, do you see those heels? Sexy, yes, but over 4 inches high! Ouch! And second, I'm already having nightmares about walking down the aisle and tripping in these shoes. Hmm, I think this is a pass...


At the end of the day, I'll probably opt for something more practical, like these. Still cute but with a much more manageable heel. Plus, I won't be hobbling around like a woman with bound feet by the end of the night!


Three
Speaking of good friends, my college roommate (and fellow London study abroad adventurer) Alexis Middleton has started a fantastic design/craft blog, Persia Lou. Look at her awesome office! She made the fabric board on the wall (it's magnetic!). Makes you want to take a seat and crank out a few manuscripts, doesn't it? 



Four
I found out this week that a Cafe Rio has opened thirty minutes from my house! If you've ever been to this fantastic Mexican restaurant, then you will understand my squeeing. SQUEE!


I know it sounds weird, but Cafe Rio's pork barbacoa salad is just about the most delicious things I've ever eaten. Seriously so good. *Drooling just thinking about it* So if you live in the DC area and would like to have lunch with me (come on, you definitely want to have lunch with me!), guess where we're going to go? Yep! Cafe Rio! 

Five
This weekend, my sister and I might head to the County Fair since we love strolling through the animal stalls. Last year, we encountered a beast of a bunny named "Muffin." Muffin looked exactly like this, but a bit more shaggy: 

Yes, this is indeed a rabbit.

Aieee! Bunnicula! 

So what are your plans for the weekend? Revision cave? Slogging at your draft? Running away from Muffin? 

My Manuscript Wants to Eat My Brains

There was a time, not so very long ago, when I had a wild love affair with my manuscript. I spent hours working on it every day, enthralled with its concept and infatuated with the characters. As I wrote, I couldn't help but think, "This is the best book I have ever written! This is the one!"

*Snuggles with book*

But then, as it often happens, the love started to fade. It started when I tackled a massive rewrite of said manuscript, switching the POV from first person present to third person past. Both the book and I were exhausted. We fought. We made-up. We fought again. The book tried to eat my brains.

Ah love.

Perhaps you too know of this feeling? When your beloved book turns into a zombie that plagues you at every turn? That's the way I feel right now. I have given birth to a zombie novel! A novel that eats at my brain! It wants to devour my creative process and digest my prose!

It wants to killlllllll meeeeeeeeee!

Okay, okay, let's tone down the melodrama, Caroline. But eep! I really do feel that my book has turned into a beast that I don't quite know how to tame. And yet, I still love it. I still want to snuggle with it...sometimes. It's kind of like a cute zombie. Like this:


See? My book is still lovable! Definitely very hug-able. But it still kind of wants to eat my brains. The main issues eating away at me right now: 

1. A lot of successful YA novels focus heavily on the romance. Mine doesn't. Is that bad? Will editors be turned off?
2. Is the genre (YA alternate history with fantasy elements) too "out there"?
3. Will this revision never end? 
4. Will I die of consumption before I finish this book? 
5. Is this novel any good? Yes? No? Maybe? A little bit hazy? Ask again later? 
6. I think my beta readers will tell me to re-write the entire middle of the novel. I have serious doubts about it.
7. In this rewrite, I have made my protagonist too generic? Have I lost her voice? 
8. Should I explore a career in penguin ranching? I hear it's the next big thing. 

So yeah. My brain = a little zombified. But that's okay! All part of the process, right?

"RIGHT!" says the zombie manuscript. 

Wednesday Wants

Ah, I love window shopping, don't you? Except I guess I can't really call it "window shopping" since I'm just clicking on various links through my little netbook. Still, the name fits!

Since Justin and I are saving up for a house (Wahoo!), I've been doing more window shopping as of late. Here are a few things that have caught my eye recently:


I really, really love this orange dress from Anthropologie. The cinched waist, the full skirt, the pretty autumn-y color. Le sigh. Too bad it's $358. Yipes! If it wasn't that much, I think it'd be the perfect dress to wear to my best friend's rehearsal dinner in September.

Speaking of which, who wants to lend me $358?


In college, I had a love affair with high heels but high heels most certainly did NOT love me back. Ow, blisters! Fortunately, I've had a better relationship with ballet flats and I totally love this pretty blue pair from Anthro. (Forever Anthro!)

Okay, one last Anthro pick! Isn't this sweater really cool? I love its colorful pattern and I think it'd be super comfy with jeggings and knee-high boots. Preferably some chestnut-colored riding boots.

I know, I know. I have a feeling a few of you are shaking your heads at the word "jeggings." But don't hate 'til you've tried them, yo! Jeggings are a gift from God---the look of jeans with the comfort of lazy sweatpants. Gift. From. God.


I walked past an Arhaus furniture store today and I almost pressed my face against the window when I saw this chair. OMG, the pretty! I don't think it'd be terribly comfortable but isn't the fabric so lovely? Now, it's Justin's turn to shake his head at this post. See, he likes to make fun of me for liking uncomfortable furniure. But, hey, it's CUTE!


I want to read this book so badly. So badly! My friend Jessica Spotswood recently read it and so I've come up with a plan: sneak into Jess' house, feed her cat to keep him quiet, find Daughter, and tiptoe out. Good plan, no?

So what are you craving this Wednesday? More importantly, who wants to help me sneak into Jess' house? And even more importantly, who wants to lend me $358?

And I'm back!

Oh, poor neglected blog! How I have missed you! 

Well, I'm back from Seattle and I'm finally over the awful cold that my niece gave me. I was pretty much a zombie over the weekend, chewing Advil with my bare teeth and drinking Robitussin like it was apple juice. Oh, and sleeping! I did a lot of that. But now, I feel quite chipper and I'm ready to conquer the world! 

Or, you know, just write a new blog post. :) 

Onto the recap!

1. So what is it about little kids with colds? I swear they must have Super Contagious Germs. Not only did my niece give her cold to me, she also gave it to both of her parents and who knows who else. (Katy, I hope we didn't spread germs your way! I didn't know Rowan was sick!) But I can't be mad at my little niece. She's adorable! She can give me a cold any day and I'll forgive her. Look at the cuteness! 


2. So the trip to Seattle went well. My mother-in-law is rebounding fast after her surgery and getting stronger by the day. Even better, I didn't kill her! But I think she may have tried to kill ME toward the end of our trip. 

After five days of chauffering her around, I let her drive the day before I went home---and I nearly had a heart attack. There were a number of times where I clutched onto my seat, knuckles as white as Death, and shouted, "Red light! Red light!" 

When we reached our destination, I turned to her and said, "You feeling okay? You were, um, kind of driving in two lanes. On the highway."

She just laughed. "Oh, I feel fine! And that's the way I usually drive. Don't worry! The car's fine." 

3. Dear Jesus, Thank you for letting me survive my car ride with my mother-in-law at the wheel. I owe you one. Sincerely, Caroline

4. Definitely one of the highlights of my trip was having dinner with the Katy Upperman and her daughter! We met at an Italian restaurant and I brought along my niece so the kids could talk princesses while the adults talked books and writing. It was a blast and Katy is simply lovely (and really beautiful!)! I'm keeping my fingers crossed that her husband gets stationed in DC next. Bwahaha, more YA writers must live closer to meeee!

5. Probably the worst part of my trip was the flight. On the way there, I had to sit in the dreaded middle seat. Dun, dun, dun! I probably should have upgraded to Economy Plus but I was too stingy to pay the $49 fee. I mean, come on! Fifty bucks for a measly extra five inches of leg room? But man, it would have been worth it. I'm not six-foot-two and I don't have the shoulders of a linebacker, but I'm five-eight so I was still feeling quite cramped. 

On the bright side, I can use that unspent $49 on books! Border's closing sale, here I come! 

Speaking of Border's, insert sad face. My big Border's closed a couple months ago and now my Border's Express is closing too. Caroline = In Mourning.

It's glad to be back and promise more blog posts this week!